12 Facts That Prove Your Life Is a Lie

13. Gorillas make nests.

12. Commercials use motor oil instead of honey.

10. Ostriches don’t bury their heads in the sand.

9. Egypt is not the country with the most pyramids.

8. An apple didn’t fall on Isaac Newton’s head.

7. Olympic gold medals don’t exist.

6. Mice don’t like cheese.

5. Oktoberfest is celebrated in September.

4. A defibrillator can’t restart a stopped heart.

3. Penguins have knees.

2. Thermoplastic tape is used for road markings.

1. This isn’t the smallest cat in the world.

Bonus: Here’s all you need to know when you think your neighbor’s grass is greener.